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 100-120 
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
Conserve water, drink beer
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Don't breed them if you can't feed them
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why
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