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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty
Passwords are like underwear: change them often
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head
The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
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