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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I invented the cordless extension cord
I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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