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FREE EMOTICONS TOOL
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Sex on TV is bad. You may fall off
How many wifes/husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people
I know sex isn't love, but it's an attractive facsimile
If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
To all you virgins out there. Thanks for nothing
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise
Nice Legs! What time do they open?
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on your daughter
Anal Sex is bad... no ifs, ands, or buts
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
The three stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
Warning! Sex may lead to child support
Can I offer you some sex in exchange for.... sex?
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man
No matter how you shake and dance, the last two drops go in your pants
World without men: No crime and lots of happy fat women
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